Anything special happen to me at the Fred Kavli Theatre?
Oh wait, I know!
SLIGHT ANKLE TWIST STAGE LEFT! With a pain that shot right up my right leg every time I chose to step. Or smile. Or blink.
Only Michael Jackson could dance backwards. The rest of us mere mortals fail at it spectacularly! Which adds further weight to my theory that he was a Changeling.
In other news, this exists...
|Complete with dogs barking from the window at passersby|