Saturday, October 08, 2016

Oh yeah!

Little Rose

...I'm on tour again.

We've been on the road since late September.

My diet is horrible right now.

My sleep patterns are off again.

I need a new phone.

And glasses.

So everything is...normal.

Just to get a touring thing off my chest; I look after our costumes and I have a rant just for the modern washing machine.

You have one job to do. One job. And that is to make my life easier.

I am all for conserving water. Yet you were the exception I was willing to make. Just fill your tub with water, swish my clothes around vigorously, spin and stop! Really, this should take no longer than 10 to 15 minutes TOPS! Sensing my laundry? Why are you sensing my laundry and why does it take you up to five minutes to do this? And good Lord! Spin a bit and spray a little water. Stop. Spin a bit and spray a little water. Stop. REALLY? Why don't I just tie my clothes to my dog, let him drag them around the backyard while I spray them with the hose?

TIME! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING ME TIME!!!

You know where I am right now? I want to go back to washing machine roots. The Maytag Wringer Washer is before my time. I've only seen them on film and in pictures. I've never used one in my life. Yet THAT blast from the past is looking more appealing right now than you modern time wasters.

I may get one just for kicks.

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