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Things I Learned At Five
F: Is for the Five Fingers I held up when people asked me how old I was. But then they would give me a "high five." And then ask me again how old I was. And that was when I learned that grown ups could be really goofy sometimes.
I: Is for the Itchy spot on my arm from the shot the doctor gave me. They told me I would need shots before going to Kindergarten. I asked them why and they said to protect me from the germs in school. There are germs in school and they sent me anyway. That is when I learned that grown ups do things that don't make any sense sometimes.
V: Is for the Very boring books they gave me to read because they thought I did not know how to. But I had been reading since I was three and had moved on to bigger books. But they made me read the boring ones anyway. I asked them why and they said it was the rule. That is when I learned that grown ups make dumb rules.
E: Is for Every time I was told I was too little for some things but too big for other things. Like the time I fell from a tree I was trying to climb. It hurt. They told me I was too little to be climbing trees. Then they told me to stop crying because I was too big for tears. That is when I learned that grown ups could be really confusing sometimes.
Grown ups make it hard to be five.
By Loni Tanner